if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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