Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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