Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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