I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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