Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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