sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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