on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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