thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
North Korea, Best Korea!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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