I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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