Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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