brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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