Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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