he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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