If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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