He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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