I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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