just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Sorry about my life...
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
