I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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