Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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