found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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