were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
