I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Porn is love you can see.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
