Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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