New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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