So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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