Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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