so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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