Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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