p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
