can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
