Dual....:-)
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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