I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
now i know why i became what i already was.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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