my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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