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I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.

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Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.

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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol

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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.

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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them

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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?

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Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder

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