I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
