bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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