Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(909): View more from California

It must have been true love

(604): View more from British Columbia

I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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(913): View more from Kansas

My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be

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(315): View more from New York

The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby

(617): View more from Massachusetts

your completely serious

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.

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(347): View more from New York

All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.

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