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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.

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(514): take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk. http://tfl.nu/mcib

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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

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(303): she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out? http://tfl.nu/1nw7

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(816): View more from Missouri

I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.

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(816): I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches. http://tfl.nu/de5z

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(713): View more from Texas

We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.

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(713): We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10. http://tfl.nu/4t0m

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now

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(412): My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now http://tfl.nu/563a

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.

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(785): I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call. http://tfl.nu/1vmr

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.

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(508): NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY. http://tfl.nu/zzc9

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(406): View more from Montana

You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend

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(406): You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend http://tfl.nu/ek7z

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(480): View more from Arizona

I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.

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(480): I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it. http://tfl.nu/wwgo

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(406): View more from Montana

There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.

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(406): There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing. http://tfl.nu/ymyj

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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.

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(513): Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for. http://tfl.nu/4mzo

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(719): View more from Colorado

I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse

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(719): I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse http://tfl.nu/h22m

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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco

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(337): You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco http://tfl.nu/5cvy

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(917): View more from New York City

Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket

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(917): Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket http://tfl.nu/kk5i

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?

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(502): Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike? http://tfl.nu/88h8

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