It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
A bitchslap is in order.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
