No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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