love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
There's always time for handjobs
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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