They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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