Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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