am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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