I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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