So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize