im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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