We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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