my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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