I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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