I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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