porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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