Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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