dude i'm inner monologue high
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
