Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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