I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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