Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
he quoted the bible to break up with me
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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