The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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