The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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