He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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